Mongolian Snakebite

A sexual act which requires a great deal of love and trust with your mate. To perform the Mongolian Snakebite, you need a sharp knife and your penis. You simply stab your lover, probably in the tummy, and then fuck the hole.

I gave my old misses a Mongolian Snakebite last night... she hated it but the police thought it was hilarious.

by 2005 Honda Odyssey December 16, 2018

Mongolian sweater

a term that describes a thick layer of vomit coating one’s voluminous chest hair

Eric woke up wearing a Mongolian sweater after binging on pizza and chasing it with tequila shots.

by Mrs. Mongolian Sweater July 6, 2018

Mongolian Sunrise

A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.

After two bowls of that Mongolian Sunrise and I ate the entire fucking thing.

by underlinevanity January 29, 2019

Mongolian Roulette

A game where guys sit around a poker table and a girl goes under the table and performs oral sex on one guy and they place bets on who is getting it. Winner is the guy who finishes and no one guesses right.

The other night during the poker game we got Amy to play Mongolian Roulette and Bill didn't flinch so he won $100.

by Bighead64 October 6, 2018

Mongolian Fudge Pop

To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.

Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...

by Colonel Ennol Angus July 27, 2019

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

mongolian shimmy

Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.

After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.

by JohnnyBTheZen April 12, 2018