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Speedy Male

A guy that searches for a new girlfriend directly after a breakup.
Holy Cow! Should I really go on a date with the Speedy Male?
by Nulzn June 6, 2022
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male destiny

A very special boy. Very sexy. An alpha. One people look up to in secret and publicly

Handsome. Unique, annoying at times. The girls crush on him, he knows but acts like he doesn't.
by Chadwick 419 August 29, 2020
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Yazd Male

A Yazd male is male organism so high off the charts of the socio sexual hierarchy spectrum. The eloquence and sexy toes are too much for any other type of male making Yazd males incomprehensible. For this reason alone Yazd males are viewed as gods. They also stand by the bros over hoes code making them absolute sigmas and alphas all at once.

a fuckin god
"Yazd is such a fucking beast he rejected for bitches what a yazd male."
by sexy seboon 69 July 7, 2022
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Foxtrot Male

The rarest type of male: The Foxtrot male's wit is so much higher than even that of the Iota or Abdal male--so much so that it could not possibly be measured with even the most advanced intelligence assessment technologies. They have the most enormous penises of all time, and not only one but multiple. In fact, their cocks grow exponentially, at a rate still undiscovered by scientists (beta males). They are sort of like Lambda males, except better in every way. They hate everyone and would push a kid into the road if they had their favorite ice cream cone in hand, just so they couldn't have it. They are usually found in a federal penitentiary, serving time for crimes against minors--but not always--sometimes it's just women. They buy every Fortnite Battle Pass just to flex on the poor peasant children who can't afford it, even though they themselves are using maxed-out credit cards. They often self-identify as Lil-Tay males and may be spotted in a tight Big Chungus T-shirt, explaining Dame Tu Cosita in Bulgarian at your local kindergarten.

Prominent Examples: Jeffrey Epstein, The Grinch, Rodrick (Diary of a Wimpy Kid), Daniel Keem, Your Uncle Tommy
"Bro. WTF. You just mauled a grandma on the side of the road because she wouldn't give you the strawberry hard candies from her nursing home."

"Dame Tu Cosita."

"You're such a Foxtrot male LOL."
by Sexyrobloxman768 October 9, 2023
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Male-Muff

Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.

A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe

Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo
Someone: That ballerina has a huge Male-Muff, its so unnatural!
by Un Peu December 27, 2020
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dewey male

A person who is

and they
but then they
XD!
"My dad is a dewey male, because he"
by trissypoo May 23, 2022
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Nabla Male

A Nabla Male is a type of male who is outside of the normal social hierarchy as he devotes all of his time and energy towards his knowledge of mathematics and physics. His interest in women is far outdone by his thirst for knowledge and he will not stop until he has ascended to a higher plane of existence. Nabla Males have the ability to understand complex mathematical patterns easily and can think in abstract and fundamentally different ways to other humans.

It is said that some Nabla Males are capable of imagining four and five dimensional objects and can thus transcend the primitive understanding of time and space that others possess.
- "Wow, Euler has made so many contributions to mathematics!"
- "Yes. He was such a Nabla Male."
by NablaMale2.718 August 5, 2022
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