B.O.O.M.M.D.

To be bored out of your mind except you put my. To be completely bored and ramble about it instead of being figuring out a way to end the problem.
B.O.O.M.M.D.-Bored.Out.Of.My.Mind.

DudeNumber1: Omg man typings got me B.O.O.M.M.D.
Dude2: Yeah dude number 1 stop wasting your time trying to explain this horrendous vocabulary of which speak of that your bored.
DudeNumber1: Youra bunch of what your number stands for Dude.

by Infamous4Slang February 22, 2008

I'm moving to California

An expression someone uses when he/she doesn't get a joke.

PERSON 1 TELLS A JOKE
PERSON 2: I'm moving to California.

by fierychicken September 6, 2003

sneaking m&ms

A slang term for a woman or man with notecably erect nipples as if sneaking M&Ms

did you see that girl sneaking m&ms? it must be really cold outside

by Pinoythespian March 28, 2005

M&Minator

A really cool studly man who goes around M&ming People from his car then drives away to go bang lesbos.

-Dude Dill Pete is such an M&Minator.
-Yeah dude i heard that one time he M&M'd a kid so bad that he died. Then he went home and made whoopie with 12 Lesbo's

by CoolioDUDe666 May 19, 2009

M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

by ookshan January 17, 2011

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

yellow m&m

Someone who is slow, plump, and unattractive. A nicer way of saying "retarded." The yellow m&m character is the dumbest of all the m&m characters.

"Catie, you are way too classy to be making out with that yellow m&m!"

by seafoamsam September 25, 2011