poop lube 

lube that helps u shit comfortably

see: butt juice

poop lube by Jay May 10, 2003

No lube tuesday 

Every Tuesday you lock the lube away and go all natural.

KK had a rash, but it was No lube tuesday so i understood

No lube tuesday by just a kid at hchs July 18, 2011

Jiffy Lube 

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

Jiffy Lube by Timpano December 21, 2008

boob lube 

1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them

Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!

boob lube by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

buffy lube

n. the act of receiving oral sex to the penis

Shorty gave me a buffy lube the other day.

buffy lube by AlwayzSharp March 5, 2006

The Lube Monster 

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

The Lube Monster by willey, j April 30, 2009

auto-lube 

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.

I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!

auto-lube by ad fan September 15, 2008