local call

to urinate

"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".

Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)

by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014

Lavalog

After eating hot wings or any type of spicy food you shit lavalogs

I ate those hot wings and now I'm shitting lavalogs

by Lavalog May 21, 2017

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

Localvore

Someone who only consumes produce native to the country or the area they live in.

Nicole is a localvore; she chooses to eat locally produced fruits and vegetables rather than imported ones.

by Psyx August 26, 2017

LIVALTO

A portmanteau for Living All Together.

LIVALTO brings communities and brands together through creativity.

by LIVALTO January 9, 2018

Local Thot Patrol

A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.

lHey, did you see bust at school last night?

Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?

Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018