Bertha's face is nothing to look at but she's got a killer body, for that I would hit it and quit it!
by cpetkunas July 12, 2019
It’s like you’ve been gang banged it a roach motel for the entire weekend. Eating vending machine snacks and sodas. Selling pussy and deep throating for $20 dollar hits of crack cocaine.
by Christian-isms March 28, 2023
when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.
I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.
by Neffinski December 26, 2013
to spot a smokin' chick and position yourself in a spot where she can not see you stare at her, usually a person would pretend to talk to someone to do this.
(Dude spots girl and moves too look like hes staring at friend)
friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?
you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.
friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?
you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.
by mysterious Will July 16, 2010
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by TheLaw32 August 15, 2007
Mum where is my jeans have a look gavin, i cant find them i go and have a look and there they are right in front of him !!!!!! A Gavin Look !!!!!!!!
by Gavin's mum May 12, 2012