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Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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LIFE

life is such a mistake,I hate every aspect of it.
by REALITYBREAKER1735 November 15, 2022
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by EnolaHolmes March 19, 2022
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Life

It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.
Life
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Life

The act of levelling up without gaining enough experience points
It's just life
by MonQeyking August 24, 2019
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Life

(1) A stupid thing that's right in the centre of birth and death. You eat, sleep, pee, poop, love, that's about it.

(2) Something that needs to be discontinued ASAP to avoid causing more harm towards Earth.
Person 1: I hate life

Person 2: Me too. Don't really know why it's still a thing.

Person 3: Agreed.
by Enesbelongstograce26 July 9, 2021
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life

life. wow.
by bringbackthestrawssupporter October 26, 2018
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