The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

by Juggles July 7, 2006

leavings

the last few draws of a cigarette

hey jack, i want your leavings when your finnished smoking.

by faggaholic September 20, 2009

josiah leming

that kid from american idol that lived in his car and cried a lot.

Josiah Leming is a pussy.

by Michele Craver April 11, 2008

leaning to von dutch

dressing your lil'johnson in a mini tuxedo and putting on a play for your gay neighbour, who just happens to be from the Netherlands

i may lean a bit von dutch, for my friendly neighbour patrick

by Toon November 5, 2003

yak and 2 lemmings

see meat and potatoes

i have a yak and 2 lemmings

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

bus is leaving

I'm ready to blow this taco stand. So you either drive with me now, or find another ride.

Yo, playa, bus is leaving. Just get her digits and get in the car.

by BornBlitzed July 13, 2010

Lemming

A group of guys and girls who have too much money (from there parents, family etc) and think they are god's greatest gift. The money has come into their families in the last generation or so and they don't know how to spend it. So they follow each other's lead. They are known to flash their money in a "common" and obvious way. They generally wear von dutch if they are guys and juicy clothes if they're girls. They can't live without fake tan. They're mothers have botox and drive porsche 4x4. Basically, they're 'posh chavs'. They are known to be stupid and snobbish, they are liked by no one but others like them.

'OMG, OMG, OMG, did you see Emily, she was like wearing all black to evolution'
'She is such a like freak, has she like never heard of Harvey Nicks or ghds'
*laughing*
'FREAK! FREAK!' *hair flicking*

by Wanderer June 9, 2005