lava bomb

When you take a bowel of lube and microwave it, stick your penis in it, then ram your girlfriend with hot lube on your penis, yelling Krakatoa.

I did a lava bomb with my girlfriend last night

by Lava obsession November 8, 2018

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Lava

Lava a is volcano cum. The volcano cumshots the lava.

me: lava is volcano cum
Friend: what the fuck

by Mo0ny_ April 8, 2022

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The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage

by King anal hair February 16, 2019

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chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

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