Landon

A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.

Oh my is that Landon

by Giga chads January 19, 2022

Landon

the kind of guy thats very 2-faced, he can be really nice, and really shitty. sometimes you really want to kill him and other times hes your bestfriend.

God damnit Landon fucked my ex in the shower last night.

by RömzTwiz January 22, 2022

Landon

Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!

Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!

by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022

landon

did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny

haha "landon" your so funny

by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022

Landon

Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.

Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay

by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022

Landon

Slip and Landon deez nuts

"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"

by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022

Landon

Landon is often tall and has a good relationship with friends.Many girls crush on Landon but he waits patiently.Landon also has a huge fucking cock and often says he will bang ur mom.This is true Considering he is Landon.most importantly he’s good to Women and would never cheat.Landon is the perfect guy!

Omg that guys definitely a landon!

by Urmumspus March 13, 2022