Logging

When you at a party but not at the party. You off to the side, posted up alone like a log, on your phone or fake busy so nobody talks to you. Zero motion. Just planted. Usually happens when you not feeling the vibe, don’t know nobody, or your social battery dead

Example 1:
“Why you over there by yourself?”
“I’m logging, bro. I ain’t in the mood.”

Example 2:
“Man stop logging like a loser and come talk to people”

by Thebigyahu February 17, 2026

Logger

A fat marijuana cigarette. It resembles a log that is used in a campfire.

Mike: I just twisted a logger. Does anyone want to roast it with me?
Jimmy boy: I'll burn it with you since you owe me from yesterday.

by JoeyBomm March 7, 2026

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

logged out

slang term meaning that you have a stretched out butt hole from too many log sized cocks in your ass over the years

Darrells homosexual life stye created his logged out condition

by llvdoc December 16, 2025

cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010