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lenguin

Lenguin: a good-looking girl, it is well known that weed is peng and girls are leng, so if a girl is leng she is a lenguin.
"OMG check out that lenguins arse" *high fives mate "Ye i know bruv, want another toke of this peng?" *winks "you know this"
by nordybear December 17, 2011
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Lengend

Omg Kayla is a lengend”
by Yeetus35718 July 8, 2019
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Lengdo

The definition of Shauna Hughes king , super sexy
Oooofff she’s lengdo
by Lkkkk March 20, 2020
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reverends length

i was once a choir boy, until the good reverend slipped me his reverends length
by jon boy walton May 17, 2008
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Planck Length

The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of ur dad's pp.
Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?

Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.

guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small
by TopGG April 25, 2022
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Slipping her a length

To have consenting sexual intercourse with a woman, to penetrate the vagina with the penis.
"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."
by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010
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Lengest

idfk dont ask me pussy Lengest
by fuckingpussypeoplepenis February 8, 2022
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