laser

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, or "laser" in short, is a device that can cut things and is (mostly) used in a hospital.

Hey, you! Don't shoot of with a laser, weirdo!

by Gervy February 25, 2019

wang laser

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Laser

Cool, dope. A term used for something that is outstandingly awesome

"Did you see the Shamrock Shake is back?"
"Yeah, those things are laser."

by Gooosepoop March 19, 2023

Blue Laser

1. A defence in ScrapTD which fires a powerful laser which does huge damage against ground barrels.

2. A plasmatic laser.

"I placed down 8 Blue Lasers and it shredded most Mobile Deliveries that came out against me."

"Blue Laser seems pretty powerful albeit but also hot."

by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023

Laser tag

The act of shooting at a silhouette in the fog

Yo man I was playing laser tag last night hit dude right in the chest

by Juggalo ginger July 11, 2018

Laser

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!

bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?

by Mr.CleanGuy April 17, 2021