Landhoe

Secret name for the best person ever. landhoe is an amazing friend and songwriter. Landhoe will always be at the top and can jam to 90’s and early 00’s bops. He may have liked cats bottoms but that’s in the past and we’ve moved past it. Science teachers love him. He’s had his ups and his downs with his brows but they now look poppin. He tried having a rap career as “lil clementine” but now he’s in a band that has gone platinum twice with their hit song, “fire escape”. If you ever have a landhoe in your life, keep him cause he’s a blessing in a bottle.

Angus: “omg, is that landhoe over there?”
Lil superstar: “yeah, let’s go ask for his autograph.”

by Lilloopy August 5, 2019

Landon

Likes public swimming pools. Likes them so much he nearly died in one!!!!!!!

Damn, did you see Landon in that pool?

by Papafung April 26, 2020

lando

cute

lando is yum

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Landon and Natalie

Landon and Natalie. The most strongest long distance couple there is. They will always manage to work through their differences and any problem that tries to get in the way. Although they have gone through a lot, they are still 10 months strong and will continue to stay that way because it will always be Landon and Natalie against the world forever and always.

stranger 1: “Woah, they’re a really amazing couple”

Stranger 2: “They must be a Landon and Natalie!”

by natalieramennoodles October 23, 2020

Landon

Landon is someone who will make your heart melt with how much you love him. He has the most GORGEOUS blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. He is also one of the most HANDSOME boys you will ever know. He is GREAT with kids. He is someone who can make you really happy when ever you see him. He is such a GENTLEMAN. He is smart, charming, athletic, and super funny. He is really good at knockout and volleyball. He is really good at spiking a volleyball. So he is basically an angel in Earth.

Girl 1- OMG! Who is that charming and handsome boy?
Girl 2- I don't know but he is the new.
Girl 3- He must be a Landon.

by I am in love with him February 18, 2021

Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

landofpandering

types very slow and is a what. anti

"are you seeing inside in theatres?"
"yeah im bringing landofpandering with me"

by woahburnham July 23, 2021