kentucky vibrator

When a woman sits over and has sexual intercourse with the agitator of a Washing Machine during a spin cycle.

I went to go wash clothes and found my roomate using the Washing Machine as a Kentucky Vibrator.

by xXMyBloodyReaperXx June 9, 2017

Kentucky Plug

When one's partner proceeds to shove their thumb up their vagina and/or anus, for the sexual pleasure of the recipient. Conceived by the friendly neighborhood AK Guy, Brandon Herrera, after making jokes about the unfortunate accident of one Kentucky Ballistics' near fatal accident, in which his Serbu RN-50 exploded in his face.

"For the love of Christ, if the Kentucky Plug isn't an actual sex position on Urban Dictionary yet, you guys have to make it one." ~~Brandon Herrera

"I tried giving her the Kentucky Plug, she said Mr. Ballistics' was bigger." ~~ User: Space Texan

"Come on Mary, I want to give you the Kentucky Plug, and you know you wanna take it."

"Being a Kentucky guy I'm always giving my wife the Kentucky thumb.. but we usually just call it the shocker. Lmfao" ~~ User: kentucky boy 92

by Pat_The_Rat May 20, 2021

kentucky mudshovel

The Kentucky Mudshovel is when a guy or girl in kentucky poops their pants after having sex with their partner, and their partner is passed out. Do too pure shame of waking up next to them with poop filled pants the person puts the poo from their pants into the pants of their passed out partner. He/She then wakes up in shame thinking he/she crapped herself. This works when you don't want to have to the person in the morning.

While at UK John hooked up with a random, she was hot while he was drunk. After having had sex with her he realized she wasn't that hot and he pooped his pants in shame. He then decided to give her a kentucky mudshovel and call it a night. When she woke up she freaked out and went home without saying goodbye. John's night was a success!

by nolz December 9, 2008

kentucky windmill

when a woman is giving a man oral sex, he farts loudly , then pulls his penis out of her mouth , and whips it around rapidly in a circle, thus creating a windmill effect.

"dude, i had to fart SO BAD when monique was blowing me that i just pulled my pole out of her mouth and gave her a kentucky windmill"

by luther lee May 20, 2008

Kentucky Shuffle

Pretending to forget items on the bottom rack of the shopping cart. The items are often missed by the cashier and never paid for.

George scored a case of beer with the Kentucky shuffle.

by Funk Doctor Scott February 17, 2013

Kentucky Bangs

A haircut that is only seen in rural environments. It is the opposite of the mullet; a haircut marked with straight bangs in the front with a buzzed or shaved head. Also called hick bangs, white trash bangs, and KY bangs.

Did you see that new kid's Kentucky bangs?

by Faci Macad October 15, 2010

Kentucky slurpy

When someone is eating a girl out and then vomits into her vagina then continues to eat her out

Bobo: dude carter gave some girl a Kentucky slurpy!!!
Walter: holy crap thats fuckin nasty!!!

by carter,walter&devin are gay! July 9, 2010