Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.

Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"

by Josech May 04, 2020

KEBAB

Idiot

What a Kebab

by Bhamjive November 23, 2021

kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.

- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better

by NotKristoAtAll May 05, 2022

Kebab

Something that is made out of cat meat.

Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!

by TheGrandTaco March 12, 2020

Kebab

The Degoratory Term for Transphobic Trolls on Twitter.com

Hey! Look! Kebab is bulying KrystalWolfy! Let's get him!

by VEXIKKU May 25, 2022

Kebab

A slang mainly used for Turks to piss them off -- can be seen under any Youtube video that mentions Turkey/Ottoman Empire

Troll: Give Constantinople back to Greece, you kebabs

The Turk™: Don't call us kebabs orospu çocukları!1!!!1

by Lokum March 27, 2018

Kebab

Occurs when a person has a list of people they have made like them
Person has no feelings whatsoever for those options but does it for fun.

"Vanessa finally got Toby on her boy kebab."

by dabsoduk February 28, 2023