kansas cattle charger

When you run at your gf with a giant boner and slap her in the face with it knocking her down. Commonly used in discipline.

John pulled the Kansas Cattle Charger on Jenny when she spit instead of swallowed

by lolcrackforever December 15, 2014

Kansas Hot Sauce

Ranch Dressing, especially when carried in a bag or purse.

Fifty cents for extra dressing? No thanks, I brought my own Kansas Hot Sauce.

by KS HS June 7, 2020

Kansas City Carwash

3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.

Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?

by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008

kansas city rich

"kansas city rich" means that, with your current income, you would be considered rich or wealthy ONLY in kansas city, because that income would only put you to low to middle class in a REAL city.

I can't afford to live in california, I can make it ok in phoenix, but i could be KANSAS CITY RICH!!! BIG BALLAH!!

by Pepto_ March 25, 2011

Kansas City Juggler

When a man feels up a woman with 3 breasts but only touches two at one time but evenly distributes feeling time to all 3.

Dean: "Did you hear about that jungle girl Cherryl"
Kevin: "Ya
Dean: "I Kansas City Juggler'd the shit out of her last night"

by Scary Cherry December 18, 2010

Kansas City Shuffle

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.

Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"

by CrazEkid April 5, 2006

Flying bird of Kansas

When your small flaccid penis grows into a giant erect one unexpectedly in public.

In the middle of language arts class, Kenelm exclaimed "Flying bird of Kansas!"

by schlongmaster January 18, 2015