Birding

Having sex. Can easily be used in combinations such as, "anal birding" and "slam birding" etc. A discreet term used to describe the nasty when in the presence of those not in the know.

I was birding that nasty ho when her boyfriend came home.

by Schlongmaster May 23, 2006

Flying bird of Kansas

When your small flaccid penis grows into a giant erect one unexpectedly in public.

In the middle of language arts class, Kenelm exclaimed "Flying bird of Kansas!"

by schlongmaster January 19, 2015

Rubber Band Bank

Has absolutely nothing to do with the ammount of rubber bands. Is simply a wad of cash with a rubber band around it. These types of "Banks" are usually found in illegal transactions; i.e., drug trafficking. The term is also an oxymoron of sorts, because the terms "Rubber Band" and "Bank" imply drastically different levels of risk.

Don't worry Filbert, I got my Rubber Band Banks.

by Schlongmaster December 05, 2006

Ping Ping Stain

The act of smearing poo on a girl's cheek after or before you have ATM'd her. The stain should be discreetly wiped on a nearby pillow to evade the victim's knowledge of such stain. Named after the lovely Ping Ping who was thankfully unaware of said occurence.

After I finished the anal birding of that ho I couldn't help but leave a little Ping Ping Stain on her cheek before she finished me off.

by Schlongmaster May 23, 2006