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Judgmenstrual

Tending to judge a woman based upon her physical appearance and/or personality while she is on the rag; (i.e. when she is bloated, acne-ridden, and generally angry at the world).
Ex. 1:
Jill: Wow, Jane's kind of a bitch, isn't she?
Mary: Don't be so judgmentstrual... When she's not PMSing, she's a real sweetheart.

Ex. 2:
Dan: I thought you said your girlfriend was crazy hot!
Alex: Dude, you're being WAY too judgmenstrual. Wait 'til Aunt Flo leaves town and you'll see what I was talking about.
by The_Missus June 1, 2010
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Jude

Me
I am Jude.
by Jude1234567890 December 5, 2021
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Hey Jude

A mighty big hit for the Beatles, it went to #1 on both sides of the Atlantic. It spent a record number of weeks on top of America's Billboard, a record that was equaled by "Every Breath You Take" by The Police. A classic.
1. When I was in military recruit training ("boot camp") I was assigned to Junior Officer Of the Deck (JOOD) watchstanding security duty. I wore a yellow armband on my left shirt sleeve that said "JOOD". Every hour I'd tour the building to ensure that all was "secure". I entered my company's barrack room and one of my fellow company mates was standing next to a bunk singing "Hey JOOD. Don't be afraid. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember...". When I got to a compartment on the third floor a recruit shouted, "Hey look, fellas! It's the JOOD!" The whole company broke into singing "Hey Jude" (Hey JOOD, get it?). When I was back on the Quarterdeck on the first floor, you could hear the singing continuing on: ... bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, yeaaaaah! Da da da da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, hey, Jude!...". Recruit training isn't much fun for anyone, but this was pretty amusing.

2. I saw Sir Paul McCartney on Saturday Night Live on TV perform "Hey Jude". People in the audience screamed their heads off. One time when Paul was singing the vocals for this song in the studio (or maybe during a Beatles TV performance) he screamed so intensely he passed out. He didn't konk out when performing on SNL that night.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
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activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform
Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.
by Mr.Juan-derful October 12, 2010
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Jedge

An international music sensation, most popular in North Korea, where there is a massive fan base holding tribute band contests and look-alike events.
We love you Mr Jedge. We love you long time Mr Jedge.
by JimBall January 26, 2011
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Jude

A extremely Nice Guy who even if he’s struggling with problems in his life will make sure his friends aren’t feeling down. He is extremely funny and at times can be a dork.
Thanks Jude
by Mollz January 8, 2020
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