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A fucking retarded ape who lies around doing nothing, but play stupid ass free-to-play games such as Fortnite, League of Legends, Paladins, etc. Tells himself that he's going to work out for at least an hour, but ends up doing it for 20 minutes. Has low expectations and hates himself deeply. Avoid this kind of Joshua at all times. Also a creepy fuck.
Girl 1: Hey, is that a Joshua?
Girl 2: Ew, gross! Stay away from him.
Girl1: RUN!!!!!!
Joshua's , especially mine, are metal loving men who may be small but have amazing personalities and rock'n bodies. They are super sweet but can become really sensitive when their heart is broken. Joshua's are extremely loveable and treat all their girlfriends , as he thinks they are, which sometimes is a princesses. Joshua, like this, are hard to find but extremely lucky to have. They are the best guys you will ever met, and if you are lucky enough to, go out with. Once you get him, it will extremely hard to lose. Relationships with Joshua's often last a long time and go through so much but you and joshua will get through it all together,
Girl 1: I am going out with Joshua. It is the best experience i have ever had
Girl 2: OMG! He is the best guy ever! But you got him before me (sad face)
Girl 1: I love him soo much!
Joshua: Not as much as i love you!
Joshua by Moshua1206 August 3, 2018
My weird friend who says sup
Joshua by Jhehehdhhdhsbsbsbsb August 29, 2018
a fat guy who is lazy and loves donuts and looks like mrs.puff and is diabetic
wow that is a joshua
joshua by joshua;s fat September 27, 2018
Bitch, cuck, fuck boi,
Joshua what a cuck. joshua what a fuck boi
Joshua by BIG BOY DADDY SMASHER 9000 November 25, 2018
Joshua by Yours truly, SHAGGY January 31, 2019