Jordan

He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.

Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper

by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022

Jordan

Really nice guy and the perfect boyfriend

Jordan is my perfect guy

by B3LLA-R0S April 4, 2022

Jordan

A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.

Jordan is a dumbass

by Frank McCain April 29, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a self centered person who thinks they are better than everyone. Jordan is mostly a black male or sometimes female

Jordan thinks he/she is better than everyone

by hellochildperson May 22, 2022

Jordan

A unit of measurement: specifically, the smallest measurable unit of work.

"This place is a mess! Has anybody done any work in here?"
"Jordan, just about."

by Fles September 21, 2022

Jordan

BIG DICK NIGGA ONG NO CAP I SEENT DAT SHIT

DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM

by EDP45 September 29, 2022

Jordan

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.

Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023