by Manjoy69 June 17, 2013
Sexiest man alive, even when he doesn't speak..at all. His face is gorgeous enough to make you fall in love. Also has the extreme power to make you fall in love through texting.
Jon weaver; I've never talked to you in person but I bet you're pretty amazing ;)
Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
by jonslover December 24, 2011
A sexualy manuever whereas a man stands on the back of his partner, as if surfing, and masturbates. To successfully pull off the Ron Jon, the man must ejaculate before falling off his partner's back.
by RustyBallz September 07, 2011
by KkS. October 30, 2008
1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
Jon Stewart >>> you.
by oberchode March 09, 2006
noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.
adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"
adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005
1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
by Kermit the Capitalist March 06, 2018