Chad Johnson

The definition of a good wide reciever. He talks the talk, and can back that shit up, because he has amassed over 1,100 receiving yards in each of four seasons in the NFL. There is only one real Ocho Cinco baby, and he is here to stay.

There are three things guaranteed in life:
1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Number 85 will ALWAYS be open

Here's a question, take your time, its a tough one.
How do you stop Number 85?
Answer: You can't baby, nothing can stop Chad Johnson.

by BIG YETI DICK November 9, 2006

Tom Johnson

(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.

I feel a Tom Johnson coming on!

by jjohs April 19, 2010

Gus Johnson

the most awesome announcer of all time

HEART BREAK CITY
RISE AND FIRE
THE SLIPPER STILL FITS - Gus Johnson

by gusmfjohnson March 26, 2010

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.

Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.

by hellothereimnormal September 22, 2015

Gavin Johnson

1. To be the coolest or superior in any situation given.
2. To be extremely good-looking.

1. Look at him dance, he is so Gavin Johnson!
2. He is looking quite Gavin Johnson right now.

by The One March 8, 2005

Stonewall Johnson

The white knight incarnate; a person whose irrepressible compulsion to cockblock is the only salvation of womankind. If he isn't there to prevent it, women are powerless to defend themselves against the predatory motivations of all other members of his gender. Called so because of his astounding ability to block any cock currently known to man.

Bro: Dude, Alex is such a cockblock.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.

by Burley May 1, 2009

johnson inch

The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.

Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.

by kajoe February 28, 2010