Jessica the meanie
by SexyBeast3.14 July 8, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. A hideous troll who fucks up others lives for their own enjoyment, fucks her friends ex's, crashes your car, she is a cheater a thief and a liar. If you come across a Jessica, don't trust her, she was sent straight from Trumps ass.
Person 1: Yo, who dat ugly troll lookin' ass?
Person 2: Ah shit man, dat look like Jessica, she a total hoe don't trust it.
Person 2: Ah shit man, dat look like Jessica, she a total hoe don't trust it.
by DodgeCharger2012 February 14, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. by manutd05 November 30, 2011
Get the jessicamug. A girl-like creature originated from the planet pandora. She is one of the last descendants of the avatar neytiri. Due to the fact that avatars have constantly been mating with humans, this generation of avatar does not have blue tint of skin and has evolved to our human height. However, freckles are still visible on her face and limited mental abilities are most apparent.
Also, they have not fully evolved yet and therefore walk like a drunk chicken
Also, they have not fully evolved yet and therefore walk like a drunk chicken
Jack is so stupid! He did not know how to solve this question. What a Jessica!
Dude, shes looks so creepy! What a Jessica!
Dude, shes looks so creepy! What a Jessica!
by Henry Reynolds is so cool January 21, 2011
Get the Jessicamug. When someone gets absolutely wasted and is a complete and utter state beyond control. This includes vomiting, spitting, dribbling and any other bodily fluids being released from the body. e.g. you have to carry said person along the floor by their hair because they cannot carry their own body weight.
Dude, you did such a Jessica last night. I had to follow you around with a Flash spray and dishcloth.
by Hermzit December 4, 2010
Get the jessicamug. Cunt ass bitch that takes your man
by Cuteassbitch November 5, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. Steal your man kinda person. She will love your boy. She cheats on her boyfriend then flirts with your friends boy. She’ll do this till she gets him. She flirt untill it’s over and she won’t give a dam. Boys do fall for her but if your man a loyal then he won’t. She’ll say she don’t like him but the look on her face says she loved him.
She’ll want to be with him all the time - if you go out with a Jessica I feel sorry for you. You probably dumped your perfect girl for her - don’t lie - she will hypnotise you you’ll fall in a trance and get lost
She’ll want to be with him all the time - if you go out with a Jessica I feel sorry for you. You probably dumped your perfect girl for her - don’t lie - she will hypnotise you you’ll fall in a trance and get lost
Teacher: Everyone you are all moving seats
Teacher: Jessica can you switch seats with Zoe so your now next to Dave and Zoe is next to Jack
Jessica (out loud) “errrr! I hate my life, kill me now!!!” *walking slowly*
Jessica (inside): “ I LOVE MY LIFE. Goodbye boyfriends flirting with a my future one, then my boy will break up with me I have Dave all to my self!!!”
DEFINTION: SLUT
Teacher: Jessica can you switch seats with Zoe so your now next to Dave and Zoe is next to Jack
Jessica (out loud) “errrr! I hate my life, kill me now!!!” *walking slowly*
Jessica (inside): “ I LOVE MY LIFE. Goodbye boyfriends flirting with a my future one, then my boy will break up with me I have Dave all to my self!!!”
DEFINTION: SLUT
by Simpson’s December 2, 2017
Get the Jessicamug.