Jerry sprinkler

When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.
Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”

Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER”
by wetpusst101 July 08, 2019
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Jerry Sun

Jerry Sun is incredibly smart but is bad at most sports. He will forever be shipped with Grace :). He still is a smarty boi tho.
The word Jerry Sun is defined in the webster and merrian dictionary as and I quote "SMART BOI" end Quote
by memegod1 April 10, 2019
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Jerry-ness

(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.

An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
by italmafia1 June 11, 2010
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jerry-rigged

patched or cobbled together (a blend of jerry-built, meaning carelessly or awkwardly built and jury-rigged)
The jerry-rigged monitor only lasted three days before it stopped functioning permanantly.
by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2009
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jerry purpdrank

The second funniest black guy on vine. Known for extreme love for watermelons. The word nigga is very popular in his vines.
You: what up Jerry purpdrank
Jerry: eating a watermelon nigga
by Therealdometrome December 08, 2014
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Jerry Remy

Played 2b for the California Angels and the Boston Red Sox. Now he is the anouncer for the Sox on Nesn.
Wow, Jerry Remy could lay down a phat drag bunt.
Damn, Jerry Remy had a sick pivot on a double play.
Wow i just craped my self because Jerry Remy is such a good anouncer.
by parliment July 24, 2004
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jerry-rig

To fix an object (usually mechanical) to a working condition in a haphazard way. Also known as doing a MacGyver on it. This can apply to any non working thing, to fix it in a nonconventional way. This term was created during WW2, in reference to the Germans who were referred to as "Jerries" as slang. Allies often came across hastily repaired objects left by the Germans hence the term Jerry-Rig came to be.
Tom Jerry-Rigged that engine so that it burns more fuel than it was designed to.
by Benjamin P Hutchins September 11, 2005
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