Befuddling the Jello

Verb.

Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.

She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.

She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.

by flyingsioux August 6, 2008

hot jello

Period blood

Girl I'm not doing nothing today I got hot jello coming down my va jay jay

by H3y it's jayj July 18, 2016

jello puding pop

Bill Cosby's favorite. A Popsicle made of puding

Bill Cosby gave a jello puding pop to the girl he just raped.

by Fez queerscopz December 27, 2015

Mellow jello

When a male puts his penis in a jello packet and his companion licks it off.

Dude she gave good mellow jello last night

by Moe bama December 22, 2020

Jello Person

Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.

Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."

by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL December 17, 2021

Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.

After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.

by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018