JackousTheGreat

Probably the biggest twat on earth.

"I'm JACKOUSTHEGREAT"

"JACK YOU'RE SUCH A TWAT"

by SimplyAsh November 10, 2016

Jakob

Micro penis

my name is jakob

by Dhsjwjjdnxn February 25, 2017

Jakobory

Fuckery enacted by a Jakob/Jacob.

"Jakobory" more often than not equates to a good time, excitement, partying.

What is this Jakobory?

by Commander Edgar December 2, 2018

jacko cannell

Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.

"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"

by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020

Jakob

Basically this really sucky guy but he does make good crack in his jack black smack nac sack whack crack shack

Man 1. Man Jakob sucks
Man 2. Yea... but he does make good crack in his jack black smack nac sack whack crack shack

by Tezzy boy April 15, 2021

Jahkoby

Jahkoby is a great person who is always there for his friends. He has the best personality . He is kind and has the best curls that are always soft. Don't argue with him cause he will argue back and will not stop until his point is proven. He also likes spider-man and if you see him always say "Hi Spider-man" and he will get what your talking about.

"I wish I was friends with Jahkoby"
"Jahkoby, the greatest spiderman there is"

by RicklePickle November 22, 2021

jackoby

Jackoby is a God at volleyball and life in general. He always has a cult, who worship him day and night. He is short but makes up for it with his massive personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jackoby in their life and he never fails to brighten up your day.

Person 1: Hey who's that really cool dude?
Person 2: Oh that's Jackoby, I would die for him.
Person 3 to Person 2: OMG you're a Jackoby worshipper too?!
Person 2: Yes of course. I believe in the force that is Jackoby
Person 1: Oh damn, I'm gonna worship him too, he seems pretty dope

by anonymous October 14, 2022