jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

by memelovingfuck69 December 17, 2015

jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

Tennesee Log Jammer

A dirty and graphic sexual act that requires two other men and a ladder

You two did the tennesee log jammer! Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put the ladder back?

by CThom February 15, 2010

Spam Jumper

"Spam Jumping" is a term used by angry noobs and 10 year olds in Murder Mystery 2 on Roblox. Apparently, if you jump more than 3 times, you're SpAm JuMpEr and should be banned from the game forever. Remember, kids, you're not allowed to use any technique in Murder Mystery 2, or you'll piss a little kid off.

poopystinkyfart56234 (Level 18): "u nob u r just a spam jumper lol u not good at this game u nob lololol"

WwwxxxDfDg (Level 60): "Yes, I'M the noob."

by Not a dumba$$ July 21, 2022

jumper

someone who can drink alcohol and continue drinking without getting drunk as they do it. Instead of gradually getting drunk they go from relatively sober to completely shitfaced

originating in MoCo

"Bro, by the 8th shot i was so done, but fred was still fine after his 8th. I fell asleep for a few seconds and then woke up and he became sooo drunk after and tried having sex with ashley! He's such a jumper!"

by CarriedAway April 26, 2012

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

Fence Jumper

A illegal person from either mexico,cantral or south america

geroge lopez is a fence jumper

by Carlos martinez December 28, 2005