Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

by Buttshava January 19, 2020

Jacob

That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker

Taht guy is short just like jacob

by Ham7247 April 1, 2019

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

Jacob

A disgusting gay disease

I have jacob

by safsdegfdsa October 6, 2020

Jacob

A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics

Jacob: y//n what about some booty pics

by Shortbean November 22, 2018

Jacob

A Short bitch ass cunt that likes men and needs a good cunt punting

Jacob needs to be circumcised with nail clippers

by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020

Jacob

he's gay

some dude: dude, look at that jacob over there! hes so gay

by GamerGirl4750 June 17, 2018