Jacker Boy

A young man that got caught pleasuring himself at an inappropriate time.

*Fap* *Fap* *Fap* "WHAT THE HELL DUDE" "What?" "WE ARE AT GRANDMA'S FUNERAL" "So?" "YOU ARE BEING A JACKER BOY RIGHT NOW?" "Well sorry, I can't control my urge to splurge"

by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016

Mad jacker

A person who jacks off

That dude is a mad jacker.

by Gotaday May 29, 2017

Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

by sherdlover May 2, 2018

kathmandu jacket

an expensive jacket used as a status symbol to express how basic they think are.

mainly worn by teenage girls that think they're top shit and also 16-26 year old guys that are most likely in the closet and looking to root a year 9.

although they claim it's 'warm' and 'comfortable', we all know they begged their mum for it for their birthday/christmas because they desperately wanted to fit in.
can also be found pissed off one cruiser on any given saturday night and thinks she can fight anyone.

do not date a girl that wears a kathmandu jacket.

Guy: Hey look at Emma I'd get with her
Guy 2: Nah the cunts wearing a kathmandu jacket

by habibitings October 28, 2020

Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.

The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

middle class jacket

To take off your middle class jacket is to do something that would not be regarded as traditionally socially acceptable in middle class society.

I'm going to take off my middle class jacket and play with those African Kids

by egls6 September 21, 2017

Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019