Twat Jacket

A reference to a motorcycle jacket made by BMW which is branded as a Ralye II Pro Jacket. Made famous by Ewan and Charlie on their Long Way Round tour. Bought by riders wanting to look the part when they're off down the cafe on a Sunday on their bike. Round the world wannabe's with all the gear and no idea.

Have you seen all those 1200 riding tossers in their twat jackets hanging around outside The Ace Cafe?

by Indersisive March 25, 2009

bum jacket

The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.

I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.

by Nellenick January 16, 2011

Naff Jacket

Stands for Nazism-and-Fun-Frolics. It is a wigga-nazi jacket. A naff is also a name for a twat that thinks hes in the 90's, with his spliffy jeans.

Look at the dick ed with his naff jacket on and his spliffy jeans what a cunt! oh its Alex Jackson!!

by rob18216 November 5, 2007

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

jacket faggot

1. a post-pubescent guy who looks prepubescent, whom wears an obscure or expensive jacket with the collar popped. A true jacket faggot refuses to pay attention to anything or anyone around him, because he knows if people think he is paying attention, they might not look at him.

2. a young male with no personality or fashion sense who invested in a nifty jacket.

I wish this place served beer then I wouldn't have to look at all of these jacket faggots.

by Old Mr. Jenkins January 23, 2010

dusty jacket

when you accidentally drop a condom on the floor and it gets all dirty.... but you use it anyway

"i dropped the condom as i opened it and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

"i dropped the condom while opening it, and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

by the dusty jacket guy March 2, 2015

flop jacket

a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.

If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.

Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quite stank so it just became a flop jacket.

by MrCerebellum August 19, 2008