Ivan Sim

Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.

Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.

Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.

by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021

Ivan

The most kind hearted man you will ever meet. He is so pure hearted and when you meet an Ivan keep him they will never fail to show how much they love you

Oh how I love Ivan.

by - Goofball <3 February 6, 2024

Ivan

A handsome, outgoing, confident, crazy, gracious guy who always has the most beautiful smile on. He has big brown eyes that sparkle during the day and night. He is fun to hang around with. He is weird but thats why her friends like about him. He has a really cute laugh and makes everyone laugh.

-Hey, have you heard of Ivan? He's my best friend and I thought you guys would get along.

by Truthteller_1 July 6, 2021

Ivan the ketbender

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.

"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."

"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."

by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020

Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.

I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.

by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

Mical-Ivan

A man of many talents. The gift of gab.. could sell you the water to the ocean. Prince charming has nothing on this guy. Ninja like abilities and a deep loving heart.

Mical-Ivan is the myth, the legend.💫

Mical-Ivan is the kindest.

by Gawd313 November 23, 2021