internet

Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes:
'OH NOES ! Teh tubes are clogged !'.

'Internet' can also refer to an email. See example below.

I downloaded an internet this morning.

by tawlboy March 28, 2007

internet

The reason why I'm still a virgin.

Guy #1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet?
Guy #2: No i was too busy using the internet.

by smaga December 30, 2011

internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

by penguin October 28, 2002

internet

A collection of computers that share information over a network connection.
THE internet refers to the largest collection of computers.

Services include the World Wide Web, Newsgroups, Bulatin Boards, FTP/Archie servers, E-Mail, and a vast array of online games.

Computers on THE internet communicate using the TeleComunicatons Protocol - Internet Protocol or TCP-IP

by Chuck May 6, 2003

internet

n.

Serious business.

pl. internets, internetz

Internetz are serious business.

by Dashalasha August 4, 2008

internet

the best thing since fried sausages

Wife: What do you you want for dinner tonight?

Husband: Internet... and sex.

by JaredInsanity October 18, 2008

internet

about the next best thing to the toilet (which was invented by thomas crapper).

he used the internet to get pornography to masturbate from.

by The "Fake" Lauren August 10, 2004