Inverted Penis

When someone has a penis that is so small that it actually looks like the penis is heading inside the body.

--mostly found in asians

That kid tyler has an inverted penis.

Dude i hear that the new asian kid at our school has an inverted penis

by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009

invert

How high you can jump off tha ground. usually in inches

Yo man Vince claims he got a 43" invert

by killah June 22, 2004

I never

A faggot that requires intellectual treatment otherwise you will have a living hell.

Other meaning is that when someone did not do something but does not have the intelligence to speak of more grammatical sentences.

When Dilbert saw Layne with a pitch white condom in his ass, Layne said, "I Never!"

by Mike Hockertz November 8, 2018

inverse racism

Racism against white people from any other race

Phil: Dude why are all these black people giving me the fish eye?
Kenny: inverse racism... its worse than racism...

by Phenny January 15, 2010

inverted boxcar

a sexual position where a toy train is placed in a condom and then inserted into one's anus. Then, the anus is rammed for several minutes until the boxcar is sure to never come out.

Honey, I'm getting tired of the boring missionary postion, let's try something new like the inverted boxcar

by Dylan January 14, 2004

inverted chili dog

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!

by LDi September 1, 2008

Penis inversion

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.

Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005