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pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!
by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009
mugGet the pocket bonermug.

Pocket-Baby

a term for a person for which you are in a dream-like relationship with
"So what if she makes you stay in, do it for the #bros!"

"I can't my dude; she's my pocket-baby, for which I would stay instead."
by Dougborski February 9, 2019
mugGet the Pocket-Babymug.

Pocket Leech

Noun: A girl who is more interested in what is in your wallet than in you.
Dont go to the mall with her , shes a pocket leech.
by angreyposter October 12, 2005
mugGet the Pocket Leechmug.

PETA Pocket

A Pita Pocket sandwich made with hamburger, Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, canadian bacon, and/or any other meat desired. There are no vegetables in a PETA pocket.
I love animals, I think I'll eat a PETA pocket, mmmm, mmmm, good!
by I Newkirk January 6, 2010
mugGet the PETA Pocketmug.

puss pocket

by The clitter sistaz April 21, 2018
mugGet the puss pocketmug.

deep pockets

Coming from a rich family or making lots of money from your job. Being wealthy.
"I heard Johnny's pockets run deep, you should ask him out!"
by Jay August 10, 2005
mugGet the deep pocketsmug.

pocket slut

(noun) A person, usually a girlfriend, who is dirty, slutty, and sexually uninhibited, who will do anything and everything you ask her, except she'll do this only for her boyfriend/husband. She doesn't sleep around. She's a dirty little whore, but she's your dirty little whore. She's a slut that you keep in your pocket. A pocket slut is different from a regular slut who will be a dirty little whore for anyone who asks her, with no commitment required.
"Ah, man! Cheryl let me tie her up and do anal on her last night. Damn it was hot!"

"Sweet, dude! She seems so pure and innocent around everyone else, but when you get her alone she's a total nympho whore! How do you do it?"

"She's a pocket slut. I so own her."
mugGet the pocket slutmug.

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