Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010

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Night Pickle

A pickle that SeffInSpace enjoys at night.

"Were you there in stream when Seff was eating a night pickle? Pretty poggers right?"

by There I fixed it June 16, 2022

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Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

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When you straddle over someones head who is laying on the ground face up. You then rest
your balls on the eyeballs of that individual.
The penis is then bent downwards into the
persons mouth. I present to you, the "Dr.
Pickle"

Sentence 1
"I'm watching the kill cam, and he's giving me
the Dr. Pickle......."

Sentence 2
Guy 1: "No one wants to wake up to the Dr.
Pickle, Nobody"
Guy 2: "You're the one who fell asleep with
your shoes on. that's on you. Bruh"

Sentence 3
“I didn’t complete 4 years as an undergraduate at Harvard, four years in medical school at Oxford and 5 years in
residency at Mass General to be called Mr.
Pickle, Thank you very much! It's Dr. Pickle to you, fine sir!”

Sentence 4
"If done correctly the Dr. Pickle is a game
changer……..think about it?"

by JL_MoneyBags December 28, 2021

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