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Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.
by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017
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fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.
It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.
by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010
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fridge gobblin

A person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight.
Yo Taylor is drunk again and being a little "fridge gobblin".
by anthro217 February 19, 2012
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Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.
' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '
by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016
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fridge boner

When your dick is cold but it strangely gets hard
Oh shit another fridge boner in church
by Batdoi November 22, 2016
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Mini Fridge

For the kids of Farmingdale, the name used to refer to Mini Bridge (a place to socialize, drink, smoke, and party in the middle of the woods) during the winter.
Yo dude, where we goin' tonight?" "Let's hittup Mini Fridge? I hear sh*t's goin down!" "Alright, I'll get the beer.
by Mini Bridge Goer November 16, 2010
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Fridge o'clock

The magical time of night when Millenials come out of their rooms to forage and exchange stories of their daily exploits of playing video games, strumming their guitars and binge watching anything their fellow-Millenials declare worthy.
It's Fridge o'clock, let's talk about Season 2 Episode 10 of Breaking Bad while eating the noodle salad mom made directly from the bowl.
by OKAY, Gen-Xer July 12, 2020
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