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Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.
Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Israeling

to Israel / Israeling / being Israeled
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.

Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.

It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)

Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
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Israeled

When someone develops modern agricultural systems to make arid, neglected land fertile.
Nobody planted watermelon here until we Israeled it and now we have fresh fruit year-round.
by cultivate your mind January 9, 2024
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Israeled

Hamas scum was Israeled from Gaza. The world breathed a sigh of relief.
by TheSager December 26, 2023
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israel

Israel is a apartheid state
Israel is not a democracy
Israel bombs civilians indiscriminately
Israeli citizens intimidate and terrorise Palestinians and destroy their crops and trees in order to steal their homes and land
Israel is imprisoning children without trial
Israel steals body parts illegally
Israel pays money to politicians worldwide in order to get support for genocide
Israeli politicians condone genocide openly
Israel's Netanyahu does not except a two state solution
Israeli politicians say that all Palestinians are human animals
Israeli politicians claim that Palestinian children are terrorists and must die
Israeli politicians say that Gaza must be destroyed like Dresden in WWII
Need I go on? I can....
Israeli leaders say that Palestinians should leave and go somewhere else.
Israeli government refuses to give Palestinian civilians food water and medicine.
Israel targets schools, hospitals, ambulances, health workers and mosques
Israeli snipers shoot unarmed civilians trying to flee while waving white flags
Israeli Occupation Forces strip, taunt, ridicule and torture civilians indiscriminately.
Israel still claims that Hamas beheaded 40 babies and raped women although it has been proven to be a blatant lie
Israel targets reporters and their families
Israeli soldiers shoot Palestinian children for throwing stones
Israel has no intention of implementing a two state solution
by Scholar of judaism January 23, 2024
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Israeled

A negative and antisemitic term created by those who hate the only democratic country in the Middle East. Just as you wouldn't use certain terms that are pejorative (negative) for POC or religions, this word will show you as a rude bigot.
I have been Israeled (instead of Jewed).
by NoHatredHere December 27, 2023
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Israeled

take another person's property without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
It's the simple past of the verb "Israel".
John : What happened ?
Robert : Last night, someone Israeled my bicycle from the front yard, and I reported it to the police this morning.
by Dra ganov October 27, 2023
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