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Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011
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Dissociative Identity Disorder

a cringe trend/fandom where kids go to fake a mental disorder for attention

a placebo effect. its probably not real
"i have Dissociative Identity Disorder "
"nope"
"you are right ive been faking all this time for attention!"
by SaneDrain November 2, 2022
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Dissociative identity disorder

A diagnosis that a psychiatrist or therapist gives to a patient. It basically states that the personality is fractured into several distinct parts that behave differently from the original personality. It was once known as multiple personality disorder but psychiatrists changed the term to dissociative identity disorder because they realized they had no clue what they were doing and had to come up with something new and exciting since they were getting paid. Mental health professionals give this diagnosis so they can feel important and special since this disorder is glamorized in the movies. The patient unconsciously wants to please the therapist and read up on the symptoms to present to them. Both therapist and patient feed off each other. Often the patient will get the blame as attention seeking when really it's the therapist that's at fault but gets off the hook because they are the professionals. You will find all patients that enter therapy never had a clue they had the disorder until the therapist told them. It is a therapy induced disorder and will disappear once the patient leaves therapy. But it will reemerge once the patient returns. Plain and simple. From that point forward patients will be confused when something bad happens to them because they will think one of their personalities did it. They will lose all sense of who they are.
Since Julie was diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder her life has been in ruins because she has lost her sense of identity.
by maggie0285 August 31, 2019
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identiplank

some one that hides behind another pen-name similar in appearance
sheilas was talking to DAVES so she thought but it was really DAVE5 a identiplank
by Moderator October 28, 2003
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Ibentised

Whenever you get hypnotised or mesmerized, you say "Ibentised"
Magicain: Who would like to come up to get hypnotised?
Man: Me, Me
Magician: Ok, Close your eyes, and when I snap, you will become a chicken
(After Act)
Magician: So, how are you feeling
Man: Ibentised!
by hungry hamburger November 4, 2007
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identity band

Some underground or obscure band (or band obscure to the fans' larger peer group) that someone likes only because they can act elitist and sophisticated OR they can they say they like something unique different from everyone else. In bad cases, should the band break into the mainstream, they will suddenly disavow their fanship.

As a phenomenon, the term can be applied to individual artists. Most associated with genres with strong anti-authoritarian tendencies like punk, indie rock or hip hop, but can be applied to a wide range of situations, like random American fans of J-pop who really only like it because they can feel special, in contrast to true appreciators.

Sometimes associated with hipsters, or rather, their imitators.

Nevertheless everyone needs a dose of identity band sometimes. The opposite excess, where your playlist is entirely composed of songs off the top 40 lists, is a much worse sin.
It doesn't matter how massively popular Coldplay is, Arjun is self-confident enough that he doesn't have an identity band crisis for liking them.

Person 1: I liked Kid Cudi and Kanye better when they were underground.

Person 2: Please tell me you're not into that insecure identity band shit.
by galoisien February 25, 2011
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I sent you a trade

A way to spam your Facebook friends wall.
"Yo bro I sent you a trade"
by SwagMeOutOFWGKTA September 5, 2011
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