Long-dirt

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.

That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".

by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014

DirtE Maher

The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns

The bitch locked me out of the house so I gave her a DirtE Maher

by TheBigBill August 10, 2016

Banana Dirt

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.

Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"

by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009

dirt tulip

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.

Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.

by coug dude May 17, 2015

curb dirt

A dreg of society.

That drug dealer is curb dirt.

by Garry Gallegos September 07, 2008

dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

Dirt Chamber

Dirt Chamber: the mental abyss you find yourself in when you've taken, drank, or smoked too much.

friend 1: what'd you do last night?
friend 2: i was deep in the dirt chamber, dude. don't remember a thing

by foreverrousted March 15, 2018