hump day date

When two people go on a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.

When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.

by humpdaydayta January 21, 2010

ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass

my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

granny humper

a younger male usually in his 20's or 30's who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with older women, most likely women over age 50.

"Derek you're a granny humper that chick you banged from the bar last night was 55 years old!

by T_Cool March 2, 2008

elephant hump

when you grab someone by their shoulders and pull them down while you ram yourknee into their ass. It makes them feel like they gotta shit sooo bad.

I gave justin timberlake an elephant hump 3 days ago and I haven't seen him since. George lopez said that justin's still takin a crap.

by Sexaddict101 March 24, 2008

Head humper

Headhumper is another word for the famous Half Life's Headcrabs.

"Get that figgin head humper off o me!"

by Adam Sklar April 4, 2009

Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011

Mid week hump

When you are really tired in the middle of the week and you want it to be over. Or having sex on a Wednesday.

"Wow i would never get threw the week without my mid week hump."

by chris122790 May 21, 2007