hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

hoondune

Another word for kook, or poser, but only a woman can be a hoondune. Hoondunes are also known for being promiscuous, mainly attracted to someone in the professional sports category, also known as a pro ho. Hoondunes are known to be stuck up rich girls who spend more money and time to look the part, rather than taking the time to get better at the sport that they latch onto.

Maybe if that "hoondune" Shelby actually snowboarded as much as she talks about it, she might be able to actually ride down the mountain without looking like an idiot.

by icy mike July 11, 2014

Hooded

High on Heroin, or any opiate, painkiller, or "downer". (Lean)

1Damn bro, you look hooded as fuck!

2 Man,that shit got me hooded, how bout you?

by Giacomo Casanova January 20, 2016

hooded plover

A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.

Mate he isn't a hooded plover!

Strewth did not expect that one

by Keglet July 28, 2016

Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.

You're hooked up with Emily?

by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016

Hornedom

When you are bored and horny at the same time.

Gosh, I am so hornedom here at home. Nothing to do , no one to do.

by thestellarman May 19, 2017

Hooted puusdu

Young redneck lad, usually trashed, livin in the boonies, and most likely has a turbo tattoo.

Look at that hooted puusdu in the ralliart!

by Crazymechanic227 August 25, 2017