Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

Hermann

He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is the soulmate, that everyone spends their life looking for. He is the kind of lover, that poets write about. His beauty is beyond anything a human could ever imagine. He has got a way with words, that makes a girl go crazy. He is the person, that I will always love, respect and adore.

"Who is the person you adore the most?"

"It's him, Hermann "

by ميرا June 26, 2022

Hermann

He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is the soulmate, that everyone spends their life looking for. He is the kind of lover, that poets write about. His beauty is beyond anything a human could ever imagine. He has got a way with words, that makes a girl go crazy. He is the person, that I will always love, respect and adore.

"Who is the person you adore the most?"

"It's him, Hermann "

by ميرا June 26, 2022

herman lipshits

a name that you give a person that is so frugal with his money its scary

" you know that kid ryan"

"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "

by RYAN FITZSIMMONS September 19, 2022

Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

Hermansa

It's how you say, "A very handsome man." in Spanish.

Caleb eres hermansa.

by calerissa.org February 24, 2023

Herman Ludlow

some guy who sang in a choir and had a deep voice. The guy was very tall, statuesque, and muscular.

hey Fred, did you see that tall statuesque man who just crossed the street? Yes I did. By the way, that guys name is Herman Ludlow. and I heard he can sing good. Well he should come sing at my wedding, and have him sang me and Mrs. Jones.

by anonymous May 17, 2023