A rat which typically lives in the Vietcong tunnel system, even though he is too fat for it. The race is known for its small dick, and is rarely known for having form of relation with another organism on the planet. Some people give this name to their child, often based on the fact that they hate them, and sometimes because they aren't able to see the difference between a rat and a human being.
Person 1: What is your name?
Person 2: Håvard
Person 1: Wow! How are things going in the Vietcong tunnel system?
Person 2: Håvard
Person 1: Wow! How are things going in the Vietcong tunnel system?
by Spermefant May 2, 2018
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by Youutoo October 21, 2019
Get the Hayaat mug.The best fucking smoke shop in the United States. Old Havana Smoke Shop is conveniently located off of Carothers Parkway in Cool Springs. Old Havana is known for having very expensive hookahs and a very low Drachma to USD exchange rate.
You can get a better rate in East Nashville, where drachmas are more prevalent.
You can get a better rate in East Nashville, where drachmas are more prevalent.
1) Let's go to Old Havana, you know that place on Carothers? I hear their hookahs are high.
2) I had to give my left nut to pay for the hookah at Old Havana last night.
3) I wish I would have converted my drachmas in East Nashville, Old Havana really fucked me on the exchange rate.
2) I had to give my left nut to pay for the hookah at Old Havana last night.
3) I wish I would have converted my drachmas in East Nashville, Old Havana really fucked me on the exchange rate.
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You'll all come home with raw sunburns, nasty cases of giardia, and irreplaceable memories! Even the kids!
You'll all come home with raw sunburns, nasty cases of giardia, and irreplaceable memories! Even the kids!
When we took grandpa to Lake Havashits last summer, he crashed my jet-ski into the London Bridge! We all thought it was so funny, we pooped our pants. Next year, we'll get a houseboat with more than one bathroom!
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