Hebrew Handcannon

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

handball

To "delegate" work to others in the workplace/department when you don't want to take responsibility for the possible ramifiactions, or can't be arsed to do the work.

I.e. Mr Bryant is such a handballer

by lalalal April 23, 2005

Handblownjob

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"

by Keiathn June 13, 2007

your mom and a handbag

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."

joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag

by copoc October 16, 2006

Harlem Handbag

noun, verb. The act of intruding another's orifice with an elbow, "elbow fisting". So called due to the common performance by New York street vendors.

Jerry: My bitch was complainin' the other day, sayin' I don't git her nuthin'.

Smitty: I say you give her a harlem handbag, really show the bitch ezac'ly how much y'all care.

by porchmonkey patrice August 23, 2011

Silverfish Handcatch

a random reply to a random text, if your ever in need of a random reply this is the one for you!! it will stun anyone who sees it and keep them confused for days. it helps the mind to think and maintain thoughts for months to come..

random text: hello there jackie chan, i was just casually lying in my bed, thinking, and suddenly you crossed my mind..i also thought about pigeon shooting at the same time. and i thought to myself, i would love to take jack pigeon shooting in hyde park with my family!! what are your thoughts? than my thoughts turned R rated and you dont want to know the rest.. or do you??

random reply: Silverfish Handcatch!!!!

by Jeffery & Jemima & George & co November 1, 2010

handa

to go away. used to tell someone to get the fuck out.

from Uruguayan descent

Handa vos, que queres con migo. Handa a chuparte una pija.

by Big Esmi May 22, 2008