The Hammond School

The Hammond School is actually a mental asylum for kids who don’t know they’re mentally unstable
They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.

The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all

RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.

The Hammond School student- I’m mentally insane 🙃

by Wrong answers only February 13, 2020

Harmony

1.
Peace, happiness
2.
Music, melody
3.
The awesome funky girl who lives in England who totaly owns all you nüblets B-)

Harmony owns you nüblets

by Harmony Pümpkin December 2, 2009

rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.

I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.

by butthead December 4, 2005

halmonburger

Also known as the "salmon beefburger" A hamburger with grilled salmon topping. Once considered to be madness, now it haunts the minds of those who hear rumor of its existence.

Yo, brah, this halmonburger is blowing my mind.

by brave_enkidu October 20, 2008

haemorrhage

why aren't there more definitions for this word wtf, anyways an escape of blood from a ruptured blood vessel.

person 1: haemorrhage

by ring a ding July 24, 2021

Al Haymon

Modern day prize fighter owner who signs young, uneducated, impressionable men into garbage contracts. He convinces young black fighters that because he's black also, he's looking out for their best interest. He accomplishes this by gifting them gaudy jewelry and giving them allowances to make them feel special. Meanwhile he delays their success with inactivity and non-competitive low risk matches.

After obtaining an MBA from Harvard Al Haymon went on to become the most prominent career destroyer in America.

by Braintank October 9, 2018

Western Zebra Harmonica

When a man rapes a victim, and then after tying him/her up with multi-colored ropes resembling a zebra, he then can either rape her in the ass or up the pussycat. When he's about to cum he takes his penis out of her and then slides it across her lips resembling the playing of a harmonica and then cums in her mouth.

"Man that guy Western Zebra Harmonica'd me last night and I had to take showers for weeks to get that off of me."

by DirtyRobert August 19, 2009