Reece Haines-Aubert

Simply the greatest of all time

Reece Haines-Aubert is simply the greatest of all time

by LegoManDahab November 28, 2013

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack July 21, 2016

chartreuse harness

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

Ruffial Haines

a fucking fat ass with a small ass dick

PS.
He will never get pussy

Ruffial Haines will never get pussy

by billBraaaper May 4, 2017

shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017

joshua haynes

the creepy stalker standing behind you

he's moved to the window now...
he's watching from outside

joshua haynes is a tall bloke with a low level of relatability

"is that guy behind me joshua haynes?"

"try not to think about it"

by EScrooge January 19, 2018