N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.
Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.
He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.
I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.
He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.
That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.
He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.
I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.
He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.
That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013
Get the holiday assholemug. (Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.
Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....
by New_Uzer January 2, 2019
Get the Holiday Hijackermug. by Bman9213 December 7, 2021
Get the Holiday Blue'smug. The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.
by g33dav3y December 21, 2008
Get the Holiday Beardmug. The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.
Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009
Get the The Holiday Taintmug. Bob: "Rick, can you get me the TPP report today?"
Rick: "No, not today. Today is Holiday Eve and I'm not trying to do a lot of work today. Maybe next week."
Rick: "No, not today. Today is Holiday Eve and I'm not trying to do a lot of work today. Maybe next week."
by HK All Day December 24, 2010
Get the Holiday Evemug. A Roman Holiday is when someone decides to take a break from their usual lifestyle as a Roman Catholic to see what they have been missing out on. Common reasons for taking such a holiday would be so the person could practice promiscuity, bisexuality, homosexuality, use contraception without judgement, partake in orgies, sex rites and rituals, goddess worship, experiment with illegal drugs and so forth. Similar to the Amish idea of the 'devils playground'.
I'm taking a Roman Holiday because I'm sick of being judged by all those conservative Catholics who are squares.
by Buzz Gunz April 30, 2012
Get the Roman Holidaymug.