Guardrail

a synonym for suicide

yeah, Faggle was hogicidal so he commited guardrail

by hog hitter January 16, 2019

Gerda

Really funny obviously😐

Gerda is getting laughed at because she’s emo

by IMVERYYYYYFUNNY July 22, 2021

Cum Guards

Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.

That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?

by Al-katraz September 6, 2013

crossing guard teemo

Some fat kid, with coconut hair.

Look at that wild crossing guard teemo, what a faggot.

by TheWizzyFlizzy May 12, 2014

Mayflower National Guard

Strong army wow grape

Have you heard of the Mayflower National Guard?

Strong army wow grape

by Larry_Galaxy_Straton_Medvedeva November 18, 2020

Pep Guardiola

Manager of FC Barcelona. Promotes beautiful football, lead Barcelona to the famed sextuple in his first year in charge. He also happens to be a hot piece of ass, he is by far the sexiest manager in the world. Proud Catalan man.

"Who's that guy who's a mix between Arsene Wenger and José Mourihno?"

"Oh, Pep Guardiola."

by innitgirl May 9, 2010

Peer Guardian

p2p IP blocker. Helps you keep your privacy while using a p2p client (file sharing program like kazaa,limewire,enule etc). Blocks all unwanted IPs from reaching your computer (ads,spyware,trojans,anti-p2p organizations,goverment organizations etc)Peer Guardian also lets you customize "black-lists" of IPs you want to block.
The program is mainly used by people who don't want to get caught downloading illegaly or people who don't want to catch a computer virus while downloading software.

Sweet I just downloaded Peer Guardian 2.0, now I don't have to worry about getting spyware shit from kazaa.

by *666Pyro666* December 7, 2005