Geometry Dash

The ecstacy addled baby of The Impossible Game and OSU.

Ugh "Geometry Dash" is soooooo hard, I can't make it past 10 percent.

Hey, I just completed a level in Geometry Dash! It was so much fun!

by Deuce_Jeuce July 10, 2020

A Dirty Yard Gnome

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

by madworldradio July 12, 2009

cold gomez

When you defocate into saran wrap, form into a dildo, freeze, use on your partner or yourself, or both, and enjoy.

Pull that cold gomez from the freezer and send it back where it came from!

by jibbage August 28, 2007

geometry

- The stupidest and most pointless form of mathematics known to mankind. Known for making teenagers commit suicide for it's theorems, postulates, and proofs.

I just took a geometry test (cutting oneself), yeah it sucked.

by hammerboycb October 21, 2010

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Geometry

A crazy, stupid way of torturing students and we can thank Pythagoras for that. people that teach geomatry are usually old, since no one cares about it now. once they die out, a.k.a. extinct, the human race shall be free!!!

Weee, look at meee i am pythagoras, a squared and b squared is ummmm... f squared, no wait... c squaredd... weeee!!!

by JoeyW July 14, 2005

Selena Gomez

I don't understand why so many people hate her. She is very pretty and a MILLION times better then that slut "Hannah Montanna" Miley IthinkIamallthatandabagofshit. Selena is a talented actress but I do agree she isnt the best singer but she is still good. She is one of the few Disney teen stars that has a good head and heart and sticks to her Texas roots.

People who hate her: Selena Gomez is a slut!
Me: What has she done to show she is a slut?

People who hate her: Selena Gomez is the next Miley!
Me: What has she done to PROVE that?

People who hate her: Selena Gomez is...
Me: Shut the fuck up! Selena Gomez hasn't done a damn thing to prove that she is a slut or she is the next Miley. Fuck you son of a bitches and get a life.

by ThexMusicxSlut August 22, 2009